Amy: Girls, they are going to be here in half an hour. I need you to tidy up the cockpit.
Amy: Those people... Dave's friends. Like we talked about at breakfast? It doesn't matter. Just tidy up.
Indy & Stylish: Okay, Mom.
Papillon: Hee hee hee.
Amy: Why are you laughing? Let's see, I need to cut up some baguette--
Papillon: I have a surprise for you.
Amy: What? No. No surprises. I have an unknown quantity of Kiwis arriving in thirty minutes. I have to finish getting ready.
Amy: What is that dripping noise?
Amy: Girls! I need to take the companionway stairs off. Don't come down this... girls?
[Looks outside. The girls are playing with friends on the dock.]
Amy: Stylish and Indy! Get this cockpit tidied! And don't come down the... never mind.
[Puts in boards to avoid a fall. Removes stairs. Removes floorboard. Locates drip with a flashlight.]
Amy: Why is it dripping there? The water isn't running. The sump pump is off. Everything is off.
[Removes two more floorboards. Sticks head into bilge.]
Amy: Okay, it is coming from somewhere forward on the port side. Hmm. I did laundry earlier; maybe the hose leaked.
[Checks laundry locker. Dry as a bone.]
Amy: Let's try the galley.
[Removes galley floorboard. A small river is running aft.]
Amy. Aha. By which I mean, unprintable.
[Looks at the salon. Removing the port side floorboard necessitates removing two other floorboards first and judicious use of a shim.]
Amy: [balancing the six-foot board] There we go. And let's see what we UNPRINTABLE!